I would go down on you faster than GM stock
love makes seman taste better
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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