Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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