I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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