is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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