you mean i was at the winter classic?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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