Are we in a gay sports bar?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
