My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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