bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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