i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
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