no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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