Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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