I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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