Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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