The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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