Sry I called you an 8
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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