she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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