State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
