When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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