and you said cock pushups were impossible
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
