I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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