we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just gift wrapped bread.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
How does one acquire holy water?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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