I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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