if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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