I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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