just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
no you cant smoke seaweed
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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