Nicole vs. Life
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
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