Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i just had sex bonerless
barbara walters just said penis...
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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