Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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