Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize