Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
