im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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