Non-Jews are for practice
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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