im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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