He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
