11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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