Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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