first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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