we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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