Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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