Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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