he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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