There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Randomize
