yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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