question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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