And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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