How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
