you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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