he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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