Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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