You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
