do herpes really smell.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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