Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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