i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
