no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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