Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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